Twilight: The Secret Double Probation Version
In my trip across BFE, I saw a ragid movie theater where Scooby Doo would solve a crime for sure. A line was formed to see this Twilight movie.
I do not support Twilight probably because I am bitter that Hero's, the Unit, and almost every show on Fox has been cancelled (Terminator, Dollhouse, even that show Reunion where an online poll decided who the killer was.... #fail). If only the world stopped reading and watched some TV, I would still have my "stories." That and I am not a 13 year old girl. Well actual adults were lined up outside of the killer movie theater. Worst yet, no Scooby-Doo although I did see a Shaggy rocking out some "scooby snacks."
Gawker has a recap if you have to see the movie: http://defamer.gawker.com/5576441/everything-thats-happened-in-the-twilight-movies-so-far
Bella is a snot who has to go live with Dad because Mommy is a tramp. (This part is paraphrased by me)[Dad] gets her this bright red vintage pickup truck and Bella thinks it's really neat and Billy is happy. Bella waves him goodbye and drives off to her first day of school. On the way to school she is killed in a car accident and the book series ends.
This is the point where I stopped reading. After all, I do love a story with a happy ending!