Patch: Internet Explorer (Important)

Microsoft released an out of cycle path today for Internet Explorer. Please update to plug a security risk.

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/ms10-018.mspx

Nerd Porn

First of all, this is a real thing. It’s not a viral video spoof or anything like that. In 1993, Ron Jeremy was cast in Super Hornio Bros, a porno “parody” of the Mario Bros feature film, in which two Italian dudes are sucked into the world inside an old school computer, where they have to rescue a princess from King Pooper (yes, King Pooper) and wear the trademark red and green overalls.

Insert Wii Joke here!

Google IPO

This guy was a Google IPO investor. How else could Meatloaf look-a-like get that blond?

Abort, Retry, Ignore

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,
System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,
Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,
Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:
Having reached the bottom line,
I took a floppy from the drawer.
Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command
But got instead a reprimand: It read "Abort, Retry, Ignore".
Was this some occult illusion? Some maniacal intrusion?
These were choices Solomon himself had never faced before.
Carefully, I weighed my options.
These three seemed to be the top ones.
Clearly, I must now adopt one....
Choose: "Abort, Retry, Ignore".
With my fingers pale and trembling,
Slowly toward the keyboard bending,
Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored,
Praying for some guarantee
Finally I pressed a key....
But on the screen what did I see?
Again: "Abort, Retry, Ignore".
I tried to catch the chips off-guard....
I pressed again, but twice as hard.
Luck was just not in the cards,
I saw what I had seen before.
Now I typed in desperation,
Trying random combinations.
Still there came the incantation....
Choose: "Abort, Retry, Ignore".
There I sat, distraught, exhausted, by my own machine accosted;
Getting up, I turned away and paced across the office floor.
And then I saw an awful sight,
A bold and blinding flash of light,
A lightning bolt that cut the night and shook me to my very core.
The PC screen collapsed an died,
"Oh no....my database", I cried.
I thought I heard a voice reply,
"You'll see your data....Nevermore!"
To this day I do not know
The place to which our data goes.
Perhaps it goes to Heaven where the angels have it stored.
But as for productivity....well,
I fear it has gone straight to Hell.
And that's the tale I have to tell....
Your choice: "Abort, Retry, Ignore".

Author Unknown

Hackintosh Netbook

I have a Dell Mini 9 that I am using to edit my video that I will be uploading.

Do you have a netbook and want to install OS-X?

http://www.mymacnetbook.com/compatibility-chart/

I did buy a copy of Snow Leopard. I didn't read the EULA.